my very own motherfucking blog

MUSIC   About    I, tough as nails    Submissionsnsnsns

I'm queer and an immature woman child in my soul.

July 22, 2014 at 2:34pm
7,941 notes
Reblogged from thinksquad

barack-oballin:

youngblackandvegan:

akbrrdatt:

thinksquad:

"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson

This is the world we live in.

just awful

they did something similar on the tv show ‘what would you do?’

(via turdfergusonn)

2:32am
1,623 notes
Reblogged from hauriret

hauriret:

star trek captain shaming.

(via gracefullyclumsy)

2:32am
98,943 notes
Reblogged from trashybooksforladies

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via sc0uttt)

2:32am
99,099 notes
Reblogged from nachalibre

zcrescendo:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Goals.

(via morganwerewolf)

2:31am
11,989 notes
Reblogged from anitial-deez

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

(Source: anitial-deez)

2:30am
377,749 notes
Reblogged from fearofpop

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via isnerdy)

12:30am
11,514 notes
Reblogged from transwomanism

transwomanism:

Gender, Sex, Biology & Trans Women

Many of us understand sex and gender as categorically separate when envisioning trans women. How do we enforce transmisogyny through biological essentialist views of what we define as “sex” when imagining trans women? This storify examines how we enforce physical & ontological gender violence through non-consensual cisnormative separations of sex and gender. Sex is very much a gendered concept with its own colonial and violent baggage.

Note: This is a partial storify. Read the full version here

https://storify.com/TGirlInterruptd/gender-sex-biology-and-transwomen 

(via fuckyeahriotgrrrl)

12:26am
347,091 notes
Reblogged from beben-eleben

drag0n-r0ad:

 

directorlazard:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

(via snailtrail)

July 21, 2014 at 2:53am
88,812 notes
Reblogged from chaoscontrolled123

adventurotica:

staxilicious:

rayvenloaf:

chaoscontrolled123:

Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

I can’t NOT reblog a 600 year old butt song from Hell. 

<3 I am SO GLAD there is a recording of this that can be listened to. 

Always reblog butt song from hell.

(via morganwerewolf)

July 20, 2014 at 4:26am
0 notes

I AM SO ANGRY

4:21am
0 notes

men are violent.

July 19, 2014 at 10:10pm
63,805 notes
Reblogged from lushghost
gothiccharmschool:

Yes, this is EXACTLY the sort of photo I needed to see today. Bat! Pumpkin!

gothiccharmschool:

Yes, this is EXACTLY the sort of photo I needed to see today. Bat! Pumpkin!

(Source: lushghost, via altahoradelanoche)

10:10pm
546 notes
Reblogged from tophatting

tophatting:

Based on this post

(via bigbardafree)

July 18, 2014 at 3:42am
1 note

mm. burrito sleep.

2:01am
41 notes
Reblogged from squashed

"I sue banks." →

squashed:

"What do you do?" is one of those questions that calls for different levels of detail depending on the context. If I’m feeling particularly glib, I sometimes answer, "I sue banks."

People rarely ask the obvious follow-ups. Why do you sue banks? What did the banks do to deserve so much suing?